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1. Starting profiles or correspondence with "God, this is so
hard! What do I say about myself?" If it's that hard, it doesn't
bode well for the future..
2. Beginning chat on sites with "Hi, do you fancy a chat?".
Women often get inundated with correspondence, so something
which stands out from the rest is needed.
3. Being overly sexual in tone at the very first exchange - "I'd
love fish pie for dinner" is NOT the way to attract a lifelong
mate.
4. Having a man completely ignore the profile you've spent hours
preparing, and him writing "Wow! You're gorgeous, tell me about
yourself and what you do" - it's fine to offer compliments, but
there's a danger that she'll think you're just after her for her
body if you don't do her the courtesy of reading her profile (
yeah, we know you're only interested in her body, but play the
game a little! :)).
5. Being asked to say why you've declined the advances of a man
who's ugly, with no personality or prospects, doing so under
duress (politely of course) then him being pissed because he's
been given the truth!.....if you can't stand the heat..don't
ask!!
6. Men who don't bother to write anything about themselves, don'
t post photos, then complain that they never get any responses
from women - like what is she supposed to go on?
7. Men who don't bother to write anything about themselves, and
expect women to "interview" them; "right, what do you want/need
to know about me?" It's supposed to be fun guys, not about
presenting for a job!
8. Cut-and-paste jobsespecially when the joins show!.
9. Being pestered after you've made it clear you aren't
interested.
10. Being dumped with no explanation of what you did or said
that was so wrong
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MSN Names
I never forget a face.. but in your case i'll try to make an exception!
I had a great evening =D but this wasnt it...
It's nice to be important.. but its more important to be nice! hehehe
Famous last words: trust me i know what i'm doing
Famous last words: what could possibly go wrong?
Famous last words: watch this!
Only two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity.. and i'm not sure about the last one... - Albert Einstein
Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing children entertaining adults? -
Marilyn Manson funny quote but dont like the guy who said it... ah well
Sometimes I think that the surest sign that there is intelligent life out there, is that none of it has tried to contact us
If God wanted me to touch my toes he would've put them on my knees Jesus loves you =) everyone else thinks you're a jerk
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy ;)
Your job is still better than asking 'ya want fries with that?' **except for maybe if you
work at the reject shop lol**
I intend to live forever... so far, so good
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
Tell someone there are are 400 billion stars in the sky and they'll believe you... Tell
them the bench has wet paint, and they just have to touch it
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.
God made elks, god made deer's, God made NSYNC a bunch of queers
Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?!
I'm Loved by some, Hated by many, Envied by most, Yet wanted by plenty
God made butter, God made cheese, God made you for me to please!
A heart is not a playing thing, a heart is not a toy, but if u want to break it, just give it to a boy
(U) you might regret what you do - but you'll regret what you dont do SO much more
(U)
Why dont u go and put a condom on ur head cos if ur gonna act like a dick u might as
well look like one too
Anything is possible ... unless ur britney spears and want to sing
Make luv not war, on the bed, not the floor
There's east to west .. and north to south .. but my favourite direction is mouth to mouth
Im tired of trying, im tired of lying, i know ive been smiling but inside im dying
When u need me, ill lie for u, cry for u, u know dis girl rite here would die for you
I like my guys like I like a basketball ~ one on one, with as little dribbling as possible
Patient: doctor doctor i cant feel my legs! doctor: of course you can't, i've cut off you
arms!
Friends are Like Condoms.... They protect you when things get hard ;)
I asked god for good looks and a good sense of humour and he gave me both then i
Asked him for a wanker and he gave me ur address
What are ya gonna do 4 a face when the baboon asks for its arse back?
If barbie's so popular.........how come u have to buy all her friends?¿
I'm not a pervert, i thought that was a braille name tag
(L)§omeone §omwhere dream§ of your §mile, and find§ in your pre§ence that life i§
worthwhile(L)
({)HUGS(}) NOT (B)DRUGS(B)
Tragedy is when i cut my finger, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die
Sweeter then candy* Hotter then fire* im descrbing the boy that i admire.
hAS aNYONE sEEN mY cAPSLOCK kEY?
When i see you my heart races, just like a fat man chasing a run away donut
My love for you is like diarrhea **(not sure on spelling)** , i just can't hold it in!
Finally 18 and legally able to do everything i've been doing since 13!
Internet porn... the art of one handed typing!
You're such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket left... i'd miss you heaps and think of you often!
Iwo words guys hate.. "don't" and "stop"... unless you put them together
FOR SALE: one parachute. used once. never opened. small stain.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if he's cute, screw the fruit!
Love is sweet, love is golden, love should be made in the back of a holden! I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm's never glum. coz how can you be gloomy when the sun shines out ya bum! (sexy msn names)
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